The word: Education
America, our educational system is a joke. For a country that claims managers and entrepreneurs as its top exports, finishing 21st out of 30 in an international reading and science assessment just won’t cut it. Long time rivals France, Canada, and the UK all finished higher than the US in the 2006 Program for International Student Assesment (the good news: we’re still higher than Mexico). The problem, seemingly like so many before it, stems from the top academic board in Texas (-
pic of Beverly hillbillies-). This school board’s education review threatens to drop America even lower in the standings.
As the old adage goes, history is written by the victors (The losers are all dead), and by proxy those in charge. But when we aren’t the winners, we just refuse to teach what happened. Knowledge is power, and those in charge want to control what is passed down to future generations. That begs the question: why is knowledge power (webmd.com search: herpes symptoms)? Those in power want to control what future generations learn so they can stay in power.
The stuff kids learn in school is a set of information generated by past. This isn't just the case in social studies. Scientific advances are based on the findings of those who came before them (-
pic of Wile E Coyote Acme Rocket-). Without the basic Arabic numeral system, advanced calculus would be impossible (also April 15th would be a lot nicer). A skilled speaker figures out what he wants to say by looking at what others have said. Previous wars show a military historian what doesn’t work (and what does –
Rambo pic-).
However, this process only works when A) the passed down information is true or B) the old information is allowed to be tossed out the window when new contradicting proof arises. If history is being rewritten, the information being used to continue this exploration will be wrong. Premise after premise will be set upon false ideas (-
pic from Team America- You mean this isn’t real?) with even more built on top of those, until eventually everything comes crashing down due to the flaw in the foundation. In a free and open society like ours (-
pic of 1984 cover-), this crash will represent a minor setback. People would figure out what was wrong and move on. In an authoritative rule, those in charge might not want the truth revealed (“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”). The lie would never be changed, and the process would be stalled. No new learning would occur (-pic of Sarah Palin
1 or
2-). Man would stagnate at whatever level he was at, trapped by an invisible scholastic ceiling.
So how does this apply to the TX textbook controversy (they can read in Texas!?)? IF the board makes its proposed changes, our kids won’t have all the information they’ll need to keep building on society (at least it will be cheerful). A new nation, a few generations from now, might favor a more authoritarian regime because their forefathers lacked an education containing many civil rights leaders and the Enlightenment. Elected officials might feel free to take more liberties (like a field trip to the strip club) with the populace’s civil liberties (the Patriot Act).
This has to stop now. More states need to follow California’s example and use their own standards for books, even if it comes at a higher cost (-pic of Arnold in Predator- “Get on ze bandvagon!”). America cannot afford to sit back and let a state that doesn’t teach its kids the proper use of condoms (Balloon animals!), scoffs at paleontology (-
dino Jesus pic-), and wants to be its own country (Chuck -
Norris for pres pic-) control the nation’s future. We need to stand up, America, and demand, for our children and the future of our nation, a better education. (-
billboard pic-) And that’s tonight’s word.